“Blossom smiling for the camera.”
Photos/caption by Lauren Boutz
you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture
i thought those were kermit the frog’s legs
Kermit being tortured by the Viet Cong (1967, colorized)
self care tip: if you’re depressed or feeling down and don’t feel like leaving bed, change the sheets on your bed to nice, fresh, clean ones that smell good, and then take a shower or a bath, dress in clean pajamas, and go ahead and get back into bed. the tiny bit of work for the day will make you feel like you accomplished something, and you’ll feel clean and refreshed which will put you in a better state of mind.
why the fuck are princess doll toys and pet shop shit commercials always putting these weird theme songs in like they cant even rhyme them theyre always like “sparkles and glitter right before your eyes!!! she talks and dances and!!!!!!!!!!! spins and flies!!! Magic Surprise!! Horse”
*my internal thoughts at any given point in time*
my cat: *grabs my hand the same way felines in the wild use to snap their prey’s neck*
me: aww. you think you can kill me? fool. you are far too weak to challenge me. i love you
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